The funny things kids say!

So, some of my friends and I set up a message board where we can post and talk to each other every day, post pictures of the kids, ask advice, etc. One of the on-going threads we have is for us to post funny things that are kids say. I LOVE this thread the most, because I crack up every time I read it. Here are some of Abby's latest, and some of hers from the past year that I have posted there, but forgot to post here....

New ones from the last few days!

***We were driving home the other night and her and Scott were messing with each other, as always, and she said to him, 'why don't you get back here and smell my pits!'


***The other day she went over to the pantry, opened it and said, 'I am hungry like the wolf!' A little too much RockBand in this house, perhaps!?


***The other morning she was up playing in the other room and Scott says to her, 'are you playing with your babies in there?' (because she was being SO loud) and she said, 'no, it's just me, Abby...working in my garden!'

***Some of her old classics....some of these are from last year, months ago, etc.

***The other night when she got out of the bath she was admiring herself in the mirror (the child has yet to meet a mirror she didn't like). She turns to me and said: 'Look, I have little-bitty boobies. When I get big boobies, we'll probably go get a bra.' (everything is 'probably' now! ) I said, 'yeah, probably!'


***Another one of my favorites was when we were at my in-law's and she came running out and told my father in law, 'I just pooped in the tub!' So, he says, 'oh no, you pooped in the tub?' And, Abby says, 'no, I just farted!' and laughs hysterically and runs away.


***Yesterday when I was trying on dresses, I came out and said, 'Abby do you like this dress?' She says, 'Sort of,' and walked off!


****The other night we were all outside and I couldn't find Dixon's brush. I didn't realize Abby was right behind me and I asked Scott, 'where is that big a$$holes brush?' Obviously, we don't cuss in front of her, but it slipped out. She didn't even seem to notice. No big deal, right? (yeah, right!) About 15min. later we were all sitting out front and she wanted Scott to sit on the front porch with us (he was standing). She went over and shoved him from behind and said, 'come on, big a$$hole!' OMG, I was laughing so hard, I was crying. We were trying so hard to ignore it and NOT let her know that we were dying. She hasn't said it again, THANK GOD! I guess she figured since I called Dixon that, it was a term of endearment.



***She loves telling 'secrets' and having us tell her secrets. So, she comes over to me the other day and says she has a secret. I ask her what, and she whipers in my ear, 'Daddy pooped in his pants at work!' hahaha! Scott is SO scared she is going to repeat it to someone because she tells me that EVERY time we talk about secrets. And, for the record...Scott did NOT poop in his pants at work...hahaha!


***Abby had had a runny nose for 2 weeks so we were constantly wiping her nose. The other night Scott went over to hand her a kleenex and she was playing with her blocks. She looked at him and said, 'why don't you get over here and play blocks with me, instead of wiping my nose!'


***We were driving down the road the other day and she says, 'Mom, do you call them spiderwebs or cob webs.' I said, 'I am pretty sure I say spiderwebs, why?' She responds, 'because Daddy calls them cob webs and he calls the potty a commode!'